Steve and Jason (Dani's boyfriend, another crew member, and team gear guru)
What is this RAAM you speak of, and why do you keep sending me emails?
Well, RAAM is a 3000 mile...umm...never mind--just get on that plane in June, ok?
What is RAAM?
You are not fooling us. We know you have crewed before.
Currently, a living person, but eventually that will change.
What kind of perverted question is that?
I only eat ice cream after exchanging gunfire. Then, I eat whatever I want.
We hope that you will have no frozen treats on RAAM.
The sound of silence. Loud.
I have special poisonous purple ninja star glitter, too be used when people start complaining.
I would politely decline to be abducted.
I am already unkillable. I need no other superpower.
Twenty two plus days. In Jordan. In the summertime. With no shade. For real. Also add no change of clothes, toilet paper, or shelter.
Oh wow--clearly this RAAM thing is going to be a breeze for you!
Thanks Steve! There is no doubt you will be a fantastic addition to our team!